Courses You REALLY Take in College

Now, school may feel like one big redundant joke all the time sometimes, but there's no denying the fact that there ARE valuable things we learn during our formative college years. I've put together a selection of classes that were a crucial part of my education. If you get a chance to take these classes don't miss out! You will never again have the chance to learn these life lessons for a small fee of several hundreds of tens of thousands of dollars!

First Semester:
ECON 101: Your Debt, Explained!
BIO 210: Nachos, Bloating, Weight Gain
PHIL 134: Mumbo Jumbo Topics for Your Next Family Dinner
GEOM 115: The Spatial Wonders of Cramming All Your Crap in a Dorm Room

Second Semester:
PSYC 200: You Are Depressed 
STATS 111: Graduating in Four Years-- Truth or Myth?
ECON 102: Did You Know It Was Possible To Get Even More Broke
LANG 130: Interpreting Drunk People
HEALTH 101: Lifting Weights Using Mason Jars Filled With Your Tears

Third Semester: 
SOC 315: Sexism and Male Professors
LANG 230: The Art of 'Group Texting' With People Your Grade Depends On
PSYC 300: Coercion Via Free Food and Free T-shirts
STATS 215: Calculating Your Crush's Level of Interest Using Time Gaps Between Texts

Fourth Semester:
SOC 375: Give Up On Your Dreams Because The World Sucks
PSYC 400: Stockholm Syndrome- Why We Stay In College
HEALTH 201: Bloodshot Eyes And Other Fun Things
STATS 300: Hypothesizing Which Friend Will Be The Richest One Day So You Can Marry Him

And well, those are just some of the main courses I've really gotten a lot out of! Gosh, the level of meaningful, enriching academic substance I've gotten in the last two years is so great. I'm so glad I haven't wasted my time, energy, or tears in these classes since they obviously are important to who I am as a pawn of society person. Next semester, I'm looking forward to taking LANG 301: How to Tastefully Tell People They Are Idiots and PSYC 450: Mind Games And the College Male. It's gonna be a great semester!