Today marks the sad anniversary of yet another fun trip with friends I had planned for 2016 that is now dead. #kentuckytrip2016 rests sadly with #eastontrip2016 and #floridatrip2016. In honor of this trip dying, I decided to write this list of fun things to do on your own! By yourself. For your own sake. Alone. No friends necessary.
1. Go to a movie by yourself. Cry loudly.
2. Try frying an egg on the hood of your car. Heck, try toast if you're feeling frisky!
3. Write a vaguely worded confession/apology letter. Go up to someone in public and hand it to them. Walk away somberly.
4. Make a list of your friends and stare at it, remembering fond times when you used to see them before you become a bitter old hermit.
5. Create a subtle a trail of pennies somewhere and then watch excited people find them. Vicariously feel their joy and wonder at having found a tiny piece of metal that is worth practically nothing.
6. Wear a blue polo and pretend to work in Walmart. Go up to every employee you can find and say "John needs you up front right now and it's NOT pretty!" And then leave.
7. Find a really nice blog to read. Reading is so good for you. You can read mine if you want.
8. Do naked yoga in your room and see yourself from a new perspective.
9. Calculate the percentage of your life that is over based on national averages. Be sure to account for variables like smoking, lack of exercise, etc. Fun AND educational!
10. Write some heartfelt obituaries for your friends because, well, they're dead to you now.
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